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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.新搬来的邻居真可恶,半夜三更不睡觉就算了,还专门来敲我家的门,问我是否要睡觉!问候我就好了,把我的思路给打乱,要我怎么好好吹喇叭呢!
2.老师:小明,你妈妈对你说过最让你暖心的话是什么?小明:我不想说。老师:没事的,说出来,我不会让你出去的。小明:我妈说:让我上学时多穿点衣服,走廊上风大,冷。。。
3.第一次去校医院是因为发烧。当时,护士姐姐二话不说递给我一根体温计,我也二话不说就含在了嘴里……护士姐姐看了我一眼,温柔地说道:“腋下。”
我想了想,还是听话地叫了一声:“耶~
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