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[短篇] 短篇笑话六则

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短篇笑话六则

1 情不知所起,一往而深,再而衰,三而竭。

2 婚姻是一座围城,城外的人都想进去,因为城里人很会玩。

3 当你碧玉年华之时嫌我白屋寒门,待我富贵尊荣之日,又怎能不嫌你残花败柳呢。

4 和女汉子谈恋爱真是种折磨,对骂骂不过,好不容易骂赢了一次,打又打不过了。

5其实男人对待美女和丑女的反应是一样的:看到美女受不了,看到丑女也受不了。

6热恋时, 情侣们常感叹上辈子积了什么德;结婚后, 夫妻们常怀疑上辈子造了什么孽。
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