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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.“姐夫,明天我就结婚了,你再陪我一次吧。
  “不行,我们已经对不起你姐了,不能一错再错了。
  “可是我真的很喜欢你啊,你让我好有安全感。
  “不可以,我们都要控制自己的感情。
  “姐夫……
  “别说了,早点睡吧,明早你还要去接新娘。

2.小时候经常放只大虫到一只小蚂蚁前面,小蚂蚁搬不动回去找帮手,然后我把虫子拿走,当它带着一大群蚂蚁来的时候发现虫子不见了,当时就想:这只蚂蚁回去后肯定被群殴!

3.和闺蜜去一个叫长寿村的地方玩,刚到村口就看见一个老大爷在打太极拳,闺蜜说,大爷你身体真好,真硬朗,你一定能活到一百二十岁。闺蜜刚说完大爷就满脸不高兴了,进村后别人告诉我们那个老大爷今年119岁了
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