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1楼大中小发表于 2011-8-18 13:56 显示全部帖子

1.想看大波，不想看波大，色色的经理让刷了。
2.小明思想很活跃啊，连服务小姐都调戏。
3.可爱的小孩，现在的姑娘啥没见过，你的只是小儿科了。
4.傻傻儿子，连这种事都得爸爸教么，可悲的性教育。
5.色色的老头，什么都敢问，牛乎乎的姑娘啥事都敢办，吓死你啊。

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