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1楼 大 中 小 发表于 2011-8-16 18:50  显示全部帖子
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1.没有想到城管哥哥还能随机应变，答出这样的妙语，怪不得城管一直是无坚不摧呢
2.那有脱多少层皮啊，难道非要铁杵磨成针吗
3.也不算晚，很多男孩子一辈子都没有理解女孩子的心思
4.枪手，写论文有枪手，写书有枪手，生孩子也有
5.都是美女惹的祸，男人在美女面前智商立马削减50
6.D女对领导说：“光大是不行的，我想和你深发展”
7.医生总算还有些良知，可是镇静剂又是一大笔钱啊
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