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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1爸爸见小翔做错事,火冒三丈的想揍他一顿。妈妈求情说:这次就饶了他吧!下次再惩罚他也不迟啊!爸爸反问:你说得到简单,若是下次他不再犯了呢?

2儿子在上幼儿园每天都是老公在接送因为我闺蜜们的老公从来都不带孩子所以我感觉这是我最幸福最值得炫耀的一件事情这天老公公司里很忙要加班于是我去接儿子放学刚到学校门口见一老师蹲下去一边给我儿子理衣服一边在嘱咐着什么我过去谢过之后准备带儿子回家那老师懵逼的拨了个电话问道:骗子,你不是说你没老婆的吗?

3最近刚学做饭,正好老公来了一朋友,非让我露一手。由于第一次给外人做饭,比较紧张啊,一会儿尝尝会不会太淡,一会尝尝会不会太咸,后来尝着尝着菜就没了。我尴尬的喊老公:“你们出去吃吧,我就不去了。”

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