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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1,我也想轻看自己，可我的体重不允许。
2,“前两天我算了一卦，那老头说我135岁有一劫”“咋啦？坟让人刨了？”
3,“我想要两个西柚。” “什么？” “I want to see you.”

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