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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.语文课上,老师:“谁知道演出开始前的节目叫什么?”小明:“前戏!”“不错啊,那你知道前戏的另一种说法吗?”“逗B!”“。。。。滚出去!”

2.今天考科目三,跟同一个驾校的女孩子一台车。看她开车挂挡的样子,一点也不像新手,轻轻松松便过了。考完问她,你怎么看起来那么熟练呢? 她羞涩地一笑:如果你跟我一样,每晚都练习,你也可以的...

3.今天和闺蜜还有她老公一起逛商场,闺蜜看中了一款钻戒,对她老公撒娇到:老公,那个钻戒好漂亮哦! “走,去看看吧” 闺蜜拉着他老公:可是人家想天天在家都能看到怎么办啊? 他老公无奈的叹了口气:知道了,真拿你没办法! 我在旁边想 要是我也有个这么好的男朋友就好了。正当想时,他老公拿出手机拍了好几张照片,说道:你可以拿去做电脑桌面,这样天天就能看到了..
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