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[短篇] 笑話三則

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笑話三則

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做個成年人就像捧著一大團要洗的衣服,你以為一切都在你的掌控之中,直到你一回頭發現自己的襪子掉得到處都是。

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主持人採訪年輕富豪。主持人:成功男人背後一定有一個女人在支持他。李總:不錯,我才20歲就這麼有錢這都是因為我有一個好老婆。主持人:「你為什麼不帶她參加我們的節目」。李總:「她都80多了,腿腳不方便」。主持人。。。

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「好懷念在大學讀書的日子。」這句話的原意是:「打遊戲打到天昏地暗又不用工作賺錢太爽了!」

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