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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、一日公司同事正在做报表,突然放个屁,二货淡定的说:哥放的不是屁。。。

  还没等说下半句,角落里传来幽幽的一句:是你的菊花在叹气。。。
  2、我问哥们:什么事情让你觉得自己越来越老了。

  哥们:发现一卷纸越来越耐用了。

  3、公元2514年,一个男人对另外一个男人说:“你知道吗?肥皂在五百年前,居然是用来洗澡的”
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