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[短篇] 名诗的现代接句

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名诗的现代接句

1.床前明月光,李白睡的香…
2.三个臭皮匠,臭味都一样
3.不为五斗米折腰,给我六斗就可以…
4.穷则独善其身,富则妻妾成群。
5.西塞山前白鹭飞,东村河边乌龟爬?
6.天若有情天亦老,人若有情死的早
7.葡萄美酒夜光杯,金钱美女一大堆…
8.想当年,金戈铁马,看今朝,死缠烂打…
9.洛阳亲友如相问,请你不要告诉他…
10.两情若是长久时,该是两人结婚时
11.书到用时方恨少,钱到月底不够花…
12.清水出芙蓉,乱世出英雄…
13.问君能有几多愁,恰似一壶二锅头。
14.日照香炉生紫烟,李白来到洗手间,小李飞刀一瞬间,李白变成小太监
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