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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、妈妈为了遵守下班后第一个来接儿子的承诺,刚放学就一马当先的冲进了学校,在她急急忙忙冲到教室后,被以为是来抢小孩的保安放倒了。
2、在送姐夫和姐姐前往办理离婚手续的路上,我看到姐夫一直强忍着什么,下车的时候,他终究是没忍住,哈哈哈的笑出声来。
3、病人:医生你把手术刀忘在我肚子里了
  医生:别担心,我们这里多的是,不缺那一把。

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