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短笑话3则

1.小时候参加大人酒局总觉得大人一边喝酒一边谈大道理好崇拜的感觉。长大了之后才知道纯粹是酒喝多了在吹牛、逼!

2.90后中年妇女脱发的原因,感觉我找到了:
可能是因为长期没有男朋友,身体以为你已经出家了,所以头发开始自觉脱落。

3.因为奶奶手机接电话也不知怎么用,我妈专门录了这个来电铃声“电话在响,请翻开手机,摁绿色键。”老妈真是个天才!
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